Tonight I’ll be at the Young Knives show at Mercury Lounge. 10pm. Find me and I’ll buy you a drink.

Oh Holla!

If you can’t make it to the show, I have something still pretty loltastic:

I was planning on getting brunch on Saturday with just Karen and Gurj at Kate’s Joint when Karen walked in with all of the Young Knives. We naturally started miming blowjobs and Henry did it the fucking best. You see, there’s this thing where i pretend i’m banging two dicks on my head when i get really excited and it turns out Henry does something totally similar, only he’s like handling a dick that’s got a firehose personality. I haven’t laughed that hard at someone miming a beej at Kate’s Joint since Brian Battjer did his 7-dicks-at-once routine.

Anyway, Henry said I could film this, so unlike another video, I don’t plan on taking this one down :).

Tonight Cartel are playing at the Blender Theater with I Am the Avalanche and afterwards I’m djing their afterparty!:

Wanna drink for free at shows? If you find me at a show, I’ll buy you a beer. Seriously. I’m expensing that shit, so i dont care.

Whenever you see the banner above, you will see the shows I’m planning on going to that night. Find me and tell me that you read this blog and you’ll get free booze… or soda. or water.

TONIGHT I’LL BE AT:
The Gossip at Webster Hall
and mayyyyybe the Republic Tigers at Bowery Ballroom

FIND ME!

Wanna drink for free at shows? If you find me at a show, I’ll buy you a beer. Seriously. I’m expensing that shit, so i dont care.

Whenever you see the banner above, you will see the shows I’m planning on going to that night. Find me and tell me that you read this blog and you’ll get free booze… or soda. or water.

TONIGHT I’LL BE AT:
Chief at Bowery Ballroom
InnerPartySystem at Highline Ballroom
I’ll either stay at Highline or head back down to the Bowery to see Duke Spirit and the Pierces.

FIND ME!